Thursday, March 29, 2007

Can we believe the Gospels?

It is a common thing for me to question the reliability of the Bible. Doubt is always creeping into my mind when I hear other men coming up with reasons NOT to believe the Bible's truth.

  1. It's full of contradiction
  2. The gospel writers had their own agenda

There is something deeper than my rational mind that knows the Bible is true, but the mind itself is the place of debate and arguement. I find myself there sometimes and I'll bet most Christians are in a similar place from time to time.

As friends have said "ITS BLIND FAITH!" In other words, there's no logic to believing God's word, it's like believing in fairies or leprechans. You don't think too hard about it, otherwise you may find that you really don't believe in the little people.

Recently, I found an article that helps my thinking mind to digest the revelation of the Gospels in a more logical way. A former Australian magistrate (Judge) breaks down the reliability of the gospel witnesses from a legal standpoint. Would Matthew, Mark, Luke and John's testimony be accepted in a court of law?

Read for yourself....

A former chief magistrate examines the witnesses to the resurrection

This quote from the article really sticks in my mind....

"They portray Jesus as one who taught with great authority and conviction, as one who had a passion for truth, who abominated hypocrisy and abhorred lying and deception. They themselves were committed disciples of the man they were writing about. As men of Jewish stock, steeped in the Old Testament, they knew the requirements of their law that witnesses be true. The only logical and sensible inference from all this is that they themselves were honest men who were concerned for the truth. They were not deceitful.
Put in another way, the writings of these five men contain some of the highest moral and ethical teaching the world has known. If these men were not honest, then they represent a baffling contradiction of what they themselves were proclaiming."

BTJ

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Banana Bread














I sit here, observing the loaf. I notice its lumpiness. The mild shine that graces its top invites the tastebuds to explore erotic worlds yet unknown.... Walnut-chunks are creating a mountainous landscape, bringing the American West a little closer to home (flat) home. The clear plastic container seems intent on caging in the succulent, bananarama of smells that would be wafting into my nostrils.....
Ever wonder what's in banana bread? I have! At least, in moments of complete boredom. Since you are reading this, I must assume you have entered a similar state.
Ingredients:
  1. Bananas
  2. Sugar
  3. Flour
  4. Shortening
  5. Eggs
  6. Soda
  7. Salt
  8. Buttermilk Powder
  9. Water
  10. Walnuts

That's ten-steps to happiness, my friends! Since I don't actually make the bread, but simply buy it at the store pre-made, I can't give you measurements or anything so droll as that. It's not the making I'm interested in, anyhow. It's the eating. And speaking of the eating, nothing in more essential to the proper enjoyment of your banana bread than the proper margarine to lubricate the blissful swallowing of this American delicacy.

Due to strange effects my cholesterol level seems to be having on my aging body, I use a light margarine to butter my banana bread. Usually, I use Parkay, which sells for the low, low price of just $2.39 for the big tub. Its an amazing deal considering the generic tub tastes like industrial waste and sells for twenty cents more. Right now, however, Shedd's Spread Country Crock Light Margarine is on sale for $2.00 for the big tub. I took a flying leap and gave it a shot. Dear reader, I must inform you that the Country Crock Light tastes identical to Parkay. If you don't believe me, then see for yourself, but wait until it goes on sale because the Country Crock is usually well over $3.00 for the big tub.

My current banana loaf is 14 luscious ounces, cost $3.39 (a necessary indulgence), and will go bad on 3-29-07. This leaves me little time to.... (see second and third picture at top)

BTJ





















Wednesday, March 21, 2007

The Gardener, A Story by Brian Zhand

The Gardener, By Brian Zhand

Once upon time there was gardener. For six days he worked planting a garden. It was a good garden full of spices and everything nice. On the sixth day, it was a Friday, the gardener made a clay man and a clay woman. Then the gardener breathed into his clay man and woman and they came to life. When the gardener was finished with his work on that Friday, he looked at all he had made -- his garden and his clay couple -- and he said it was good. On the next day, Saturday, the gardener rested from all of his work.


For a while the gardener and his living clay couple lived happily in the garden of spices. But one day a snake crawled into the garden and that's when things began to go bad...real bad. The snake was a talking snake and it told lies to the living clay couple -- lies about the garden and the gardener. The living clay couple listened to the lies of the snake and disobeyed the good gardener. That's when the clay man and woman died on the inside. Because of this the clay couple had to leave the garden. This made them sad.


Ages went by and the clay man and woman had millions of clay children. Even though these clay children could walk and talk, they were dead on the inside.


Then the gardener did something wonderful. He made another clay man, a clay man who had the gardener's own breath on the inside of him. This was the gardener's own son, the gardener made of clay. The son of the gardener did many good things and made life better for everyone around him.


But one day evil clay people hung the gardener's son on a tree. It was a Friday. At the end of the day the gardener's son cried out from the tree, "It is finished." Then the breath left him and he died. Friends of the gardener's son buried him in a tomb in a garden and filled the tomb with spices.


On the next day, Saturday, the gardener's son rested in the garden tomb among the spices.Then came Sunday morning. The first day of a new week. It turned out to be the first day of a new age. Because early that morning the breath of the gardener came back into the gardener's son and he got up and left the tomb. When one of the friends of the gardener's son came to the tomb in the morning, she found the tomb empty. This surprised her. Then she bumped into the gardener's son and thought he was the gardener. When she found out what had happened, that the gardener's son was alive again, she ran off to tell her friends.


Later that day, it was a Sunday, remember, the gardener's son came to where a bunch of his friends were. Then he breathed on them just like the gardener had done with the first clay couple a long, long time ago. When he did this the clay people came to life on the inside. This made them very happy.


The gardener's son then told his friends to go tell all the other clay people how they could come alive on the inside. The gardener's son also promised to make a new garden even better than the old garden. He told his clay friends that when the new garden was finished, they would all live happily ever after.


Until the Gardener's Son breathes on us we're dead men.


The End.


Brian Zhand is the Senior Pastor of Word of Life Church in St. Joseph, Missouri.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Freedom of Speech?

What do you think the "agenda" of this teacher was?

Oregon Teacher Fired Over Bible References

BTJ

The Division

I was over reading Brian Zhand's Blog again (See links over there --->). He illustrates an amazing point. In Jesus' Israel, there were four main types of Jews making up the body of the faith, these were:

1. The Moralists -- the Pharisees and their "take back Israel for God" movement.

2. The Zealots -- who wanted to take up the sword and violently overthrow the Romans.

3. The Compromisers -- The Sadducees and Herodians who collaborated with and adopted the values of the Gentiles.

4. The Separatists -- Like the Essenes who escaped into the wilderness in order to create the Kingdom of God separate from the wider world.

And then he goes on to make the point:

*Jesus was not a moralist. He ate and drank with sinners.

* Jesus was not a zealot. He taught His disciples to turn the other cheek.

* Jesus was not a compromiser. He called people to repent of their sins.

* Jesus was not a separatist. He was fully engaged with the surrounding culture.

I believe these four ideas are highly applicable to the church today. I know of Christians who are Moralists in the same vein as the Pharisees of old. There are entire denominations devoted to this idea. I have read of churches that are compromisers, changing the Bible to suit their political agenda. I know of entire Christian cultures that are seperatist and want nothing to do with the world at large.

Each of these is equally dangerous. All of them are based in pride. We want to take pride in our works instead of the Grace. What is the Grace? Its the very thing (the only thing) that can combat pride. Its the realization in the human heart that God will not accept us no matter how many good works we do or how good of a person we are. Every single one of us are guilty of breaking at least one of the Ten Commandments at some point in our lives. Most of us are guilty of breaking one (or more) each day! I include myself in this.

The Grace is the gift of God. It cannot be earned. NO matter how many old ladies you help across the street, no matter how honest you are, you still fall short of God's holiness. You are condemned to an eternity in Hell for your sins.

The Grace is God saying to humanity, ENOUGH! He has provided a Way for us to become holy. We can't earn it. We simply must accept the sacrifice of Jesus Christ. He paid for our sin in full. We must follow Him with all our hearts and seek to examine ourselves daily to make sure we are in the faith. We must feed our spirit by reading God's word every day and grow in knowledge of who he is. Would you like to spend eternity with a stranger?

This is more than a blog entry. This is a call to action. Examine yourself today. Are you in the faith? Have you prayed a prayer one time to accept Christ but there is no evidence of a difference in your life? Jesus told a parable about the Kingdom of God that illustates this point. Its known as the Parable of the Sower and can be found in Matthew 13.

“Listen! A farmer went out to plant some seeds. As he scattered them across his field, some seeds fell on a footpath, and the birds came and ate them. Other seeds fel l on shallow soil with underlying rock. The seeds sprouted quickly because the soil was shallow. But the plants soon wilted under the hot sun, and since they didn’t have deep roots, they died. Other seeds fell among thorns that grew up and choked out the tender plants. Still other seeds fell on fertile soil, and they produced a crop that was thirty, sixty, and even a hundred times as much as had been planted!

And then we find the explanation of the story in Mark 4.

The farmer plants seed by taking God’s word to others. The seed that fell on the footpath represents those who hear the message, only to have Satan come at once and take it away. The seed on the rocky soil represents those who hear the message and immediately receive it with joy. But since they don’t have deep roots, they don’t last long. They fall away as soon as they have problems or are persecuted for believing God’s word. The seed that fell among the thorns represents others who hear God’s word, but all too quickly the message is crowded out by the worries of this life, the lure of wealth, and the desire for other things, so no fruit is produced. And the seed that fell on good soil represents those who hear and accept God’s word and produce a harvest of thirty, sixty, or even a hundred times as much as had been planted!”

Live it out. Jesus came to save you. Your life is but a vapor.

BTJ

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

How Many Christians Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Found at http://www.hopeforishmael.org/


Q: How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?A: One, since his/her hands are in the air anyway.

Q: How many Calvinists does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. God has predestined when the lights will be on. (Calvinists do not change light bulbs. They simply read the instructions and pray the light bulb will be one that has been chosen to be changed.)

Q: How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?A: At least ten, as they need to hold a debate into whether or not the light bulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the lightbulb they may not go ahead and change it for fear of alienating those who use fluorescent tubes.

Q: How many Charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?A: One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Q: How many neo-orthodox does it take to change a bulb?A: No one knows. They can't tell the difference between light and darkness.

Q: How many independent fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, because any more might result in too much cooperation.

Q: How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?A: "What's a light bulb?"

Q: How many youth pastors does it take to change a light bulb?A: Youth pastors aren't around long enough for a light bulb to burn out.

Q: How many members of an established Bible teaching church that is over 20 years old does it take to change a light bulb?A: One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.

Q: How many Anglo-Catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. They always use candles instead.

Q: How many Evangelicals does it take to change a light bulb?A: Evangelicals do not change light bulbs. They simply read out the instructions and hope the light bulb will decide to change itself.

Q: How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One. But they are still in darkness.

Q: How many Brethren does it take to change a light bulb?A: Change?????

Q: How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?A: 10, one to change it and 9 others to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Q: How many TV evangelists does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth, send in your donation today.

Q: How many campfire worship leaders does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One. But soon all thoses around can warm up to its glowing.

Q: How many baptist's does it take to change a light bulb?A: The whole congregation needs to vote on it!

Q: How many charismatics does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Three, one to cast it out and two to catch it when it falls!

Q: How many charismatics does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Twenty one, one to change it, and twenty to share the experience!

Q: How many conservative Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Three. One to change it and two to storm out in protest if the person changing it is a woman!

Q: How many Calvinists does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. If God wants the lightbulb changed He will do it Himself!

Q: How many missionaries does it take to change a light bulb?A: 10. Five to determine how many can be changed by the year 2000, four to raise the necessary funds, one to go find a national to do the job!

Q: How many United Methodists does it take to change a light bulb?A: This statement was issued: "We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that a light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb (or light source, or non-dark resource), and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted--all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence."

Q: How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?A: 109. Seven on the Light Bulb Task Force Sub-committee, who report to the 12 on the Light Bulb Task Force, appointed by the 15 on the Trustee Board. Their recommendation is reviewed by the Finance Executive Committee of 5, who place it on the agenda of the 18 member Finance Committee. If they approve, they bring a motion to the 27 Member church Board, who appoint another 12 member review committee. If they recommend that the Church Board proceed, a resolution is brought to the Congregational Business Meeting. They appoint another 8 member review committee. If their report to the next Congregational Business Meeting supports the changing of a light bulb, and the Congregation votes in favor, the responsibility to carry out the light bulb change is passed on to the Trustee Board, who in turn appoint a 7-member committee to find the best price in new light bulbs. Their recommendation of which hardware is the best buy must then be reviewed by the 23 member Ethics Committee to make certain that this hardware store has no connection to Disneyland. They report back to the Trustee Board who then commissions the Trustee in charge of the Janitor to ask him to make the change. By then the janitor discovers that one more light bulb has burned out.

Q: How many Nazarenes does it take to change a light bulb?A: 4 ladies. One to carefully unscrew the bulb. One to wrap it carefully and another to package it. The fourth to mail it to the mission field.

Saturday, March 3, 2007

Jesus' Grave Found

The bones of Jesus Christ are supposedly found, rendering my faith irrelevant and making a mockery of all my friends in the faith. I would like to personally thank James Cameron and his crack staff of archaelogists and scholars for saving me from my ignorance. Without him, I would be doomed to a world of disillusionment. After all, our salvation is really "rooted in our mastery of technology," (A quote from Cameron). So all you people out there who can type over 40 wpm, you are well on your way to the hereafter.

Oh yeah, I just need one more thing in order to recant my faith in Jesus Christ and His resurrection with a clear conscience. You'll have to grant me this as a matter of principle. You see, the apostle Peter was crucified upside down for his faith in Jesus Christ. If James Cameron or even any one of his "followers" are willing to do this to support their claims, then consider me "on the bandwagon." In fact, if James Cameron is willing to submit to any one of the following gory deaths, I will again, recant.


Matthew suffered martyrdom in Ethiopia, killed by a sword wound.


Mark died in Alexandria, Egypt, after being dragged by horses through the streets until he was dead.


Luke was hanged in Greece as a result of his tremendous preaching to the lost.


John faced martyrdom when he was boiled in a huge basin of boiling oil during a wave of persecution in Rome. However, he was miraculously delivered from death. John was then sentenced to the mines on the prison island of Patmos. He wrote his prophetic Book of Revelation on Patmos. The apostle John was later freed and returned to serve as Bishop of Edessa in modern Turkey. He died as an old man, the only apostle to die peacefully.


Peter was crucified upside down on an x-shaped cross, according to church tradition because he told his tormentors that he felt unworthy to die in the same way that Jesus Christ had died.


James the Just, the leader of the church in Jerusalem, was thrown over a hundred feet down from the southeast pinnacle of the Temple when he refused to deny his faith in Christ. When they discovered that he survived the fall, his enemies beat James to death with a fuller's club. This was the same pinnacle where Satan had taken Jesus during the Temptation.


James the Greater, a son of Zebedee, was a fisherman by trade when Jesus called him to a lifetime of ministry. As a strong leader of the church, James was ultimately beheaded at Jerusalem. The Roman officer who guarded James watched amazed as James defended his faith at his trial. Later, the officer walked beside James to the place of execution. Overcome by conviction, he declared his new faith to the judge and knelt beside James to accept beheading as a Christian.


Bartholomew, also know as Nathanael, was a missionary to Asia. He witnessed to our Lord in present day Turkey. Bartholomew was martyred for his preaching in Armenia when he was flayed to death by a whip.


Andrew was crucified on an x-shaped cross in Patras, Greece. After being whipped severely by seven soldiers they tied his body to the cross with cords to prolong his agony. His followers reported that, when he was led toward the cross, Andrew saluted it in these words: "I have long desired and expected this happy hour. The cross has been consecrated by the body of Christ hanging on it." He continued to preach to his tormentors for two days until he expired.


The apostle Thomas was stabbed with a spear in India during one of his missionary trips to establish the church in the subcontinent.


Jude, the brother of Jesus, was killed with arrows when he refused to deny his faith in Christ.


Matthias, the apostle chosen to replace the traitor Judas Iscariot, was stoned and then beheaded.


Barnabas, one of the group of seventy disciples, wrote the Epistle of Barnabas. He preached throughout Italy and Cyprus. Barnabas was stoned to death at Salonica.


The apostle Paul was tortured and then beheaded by the evil Emperor Nero at Rome in A.D. 67. Paul endured a lengthy imprisonment which allowed him to write his many epistles to the churches he had formed throughout the Roman Empire. These letters, which taught many of the foundational doctrines of Christianity, form a large portion of the New Testament.


The details of the martyrdoms of the disciples and apostles are found in traditional early church sources. These traditions were recounted in the writings of the church fathers and the first official church history written by the historian Eusebius in A.D. 325. Although we can not at this time verify every detail historically, the universal belief of the early Christian writers was that each of the apostles had faced martyrdom faithfully without denying their faith in the resurrection of Jesus Christ.
Reference: Jeffrey, Grant R., "The Signature of God", Frontier Research Publications, Inc. (1996), p.254-257


Remember, all ancient history is based on continuity of manuscripts and scrolls from various historians.


Fact: There are more than 24,000 partial and complete manuscript copies of the New Testament.These manuscript copies are very ancient and they are available for inspection now. There are also some 86,000 quotations from the early church fathers and several thousand Lectionaries (church-service books containing Scripture quotations used in the early centuries of Christianity).Bottom line: the New Testament has an overwhelming amount of evidence supporting its reliability.


FACT: Norman Geisler makes several key observations for our consideration:
No other book is even a close second to the Bible on either the number or early dating of the copies. The average secular work from antiquity survives on only a handful of manuscripts; the New Testament boasts thousands.The average gap between the original composition and the earliest copy is over 1,000 years for other books.The New Testament, however, has a fragment within one generation from its original composition, whole books within about 100 years from the time of the autograph [original manuscript], most of the New Testament in less than 200 years, and the entire New Testament within 250 years from the date of its completion.The degree of accuracy of the copies is greater for the New Testament than for other books that can be compared. Most books do not survive with enough manuscripts that make comparison possible.


WHAT IS OUR AGENDA? What is lost by believing that Jesus is the Son of God and died for our sins? Only one thing that I can think of and that's Pride. All I hear on the blogs of this generation are attempts to justify themselves by themselves. OK, so man is its own God! What exactly is your plan for the earth? For mankind? Athiest societies (China, Former Soviet Union etc.) have the worst human rights records of all! So you would have us convert to your way of thinking, elect Stalin or Mao Tse Tung as Dictator in Chief, and worship the Government because they provide all of our needs, including an AWESOME secret police force to save us from our own silly thoughts! Yes, I do need someone at the public school to explain to my children the virtues of condom use and homosexuality, I can't be trusted to do that myself, now can I? Wouldn't want the kids to say, Abstain from sex until they're married, (that would be old-fashioned.) And Forbid if they were to marry someone of the opposite sex, (that would be intolerant!)


I propose James McGreevey and Richard Dawkins run on the same ticket for President in '08. They would do the best job in making a statement to the world what a sideshow the United States has become.


BTJ

Thursday, March 1, 2007

Insane Clown Posse

Yesterday I met a very interesting young man.

Zack was 15, the friend of a friend. He found himself sitting at my dining room table describing the Insane Clown Posse concert he had just attended at Van Andel Arena in Grand Rapids, Michigan. He was attempting to elaborate on the strippers.

"I liked the strippers, but they were the same ones (girls) that they used last time." said Zack, disappointedly. " As he said this, his buddy David (my friend) reached across the table to hand him a blunt wrapper that was handed out at the concert. Zack wondered aloud, "You don't want the kids to see this, do you?"

When I was a teenager (in the early 90's), I too listened to Insane Clown Posse. Their music was the soundtrack for my years of drug-use, unprotected sex, and disobedience to my parents. These years led me into numerous health problems, and several misdemeanors and one felony on my permanent record. Insane Clown Posse's hate-inspired lyrics gave me the fuel I needed to justify my own anger. They're now influencing an entirely new generation of teenagers. This is not easy for me, but here are the lyrics to what was once one of my favorite ICP songs.

Well i'm headed down the southern trail, i'm goin' chicken huntin'.Choppin' red neck chicken necks i ain't sayin' nothin'To the hillbilly, stick my barrel in his eye, boom-shaka, boom-shaka,Hair chunks in the sky.Why? i, never liked chicken pot pie or the chopped chicken on rye.Tell mr. billy bob i'm a cut his neck upSlice, poke, chop-chop, stab, cut."what can you do with a drunken hillbilly?"Cut his f###in' eyes out, and feed 'em to his aunt nilly.Willie, willie chicken neck. chicken huntin' gotta love it.Hit him with the 12 gauge >f###en, chicken nugget<.Layed out all over the grass. bet his little hound dog'll eat 'em upFast.(pre-chorus):Last as long as you can, my man,Cuz when that chicken head hits the fan you got:Blood, guts, fingers and toes. (w/ echoes)Blood, guts, fingers and toes. (w/ echoes)Blood, guts, fingers and toes. (w/ echoes)Sittin' front row at the chicken show, so...(end prechorus)(chorus):"who's goin' chicken huntin?""we's goin' chicken huntin'.""who's goin' chicken huntin?""we's goin' chicken huntin'.""who's goin' chicken huntin?""we's goin' chicken huntin'.""cut a mo#####in' chicken now, ""right!"(chorus)Lemme get a chicken sandwich, with manwich, ah,Feel the red on a chicken neck.Choppin up hella yeah, billy bob billyCuz i chop m######in' red necks silly.Peeped in your yard tell me what did i see?I seen a chicken boy, f####n' this sheep. i said,"mister, mister, what the f### you tryin' to do?"Badau-bad-a-badau-badau-bauBarrels in your mouth, bullets to your head,The back of your neck's all over the shed.Boom-shaka-boom, chop, chop, bang,I'm 2 dope, and it ain't no thingTo cut a chicken, triggers clickin'Blow off his head but his feet still kickin'(pre-chorus)(chorus)Went to kentucky, i got lucky,Met this hogcallin' b### named blocky.Ridin' on a chicken, milkin' a sow.Hittin' switches in a drop-top, low-ride tractor. wow.Red neck fella, moon-shine sella,Hangin' by his neck bone. chicken bone's locked in the cella',Yella' bellied chicken plucka'. you red neck f####!(chorus)Rich b####!Yeah! yeah! yeah!Ha ha ha ha ha!Uh!

I believe that only the prayers of the saints can stop this sick and twisted evil from continuing across our nation. This music group is currently touring the United States, bringing a new brand of evil to cities near you. Don't be afraid, don't be mad, just count on the power of the God who brought me out of that lifestyle to do the same for all those who are under their deception. Please pray that God would put an end to this group as only he can. Pray for the salvation through Jesus Christ of Violent J (Joseph Bruce) and Shaggy (Joseph Ustler). Only love (in Jesus name) can defeat this wickedness.

BTJ